Robert Robus on coffee

Now, let us begin. Coffeedrinkers have more sex than non-coffeedrinkers. Fact, rumor, or fiction? Is there indeed a link between the regular ingestion of this popular caffeinated drink and the tendency to engage quite frequently in copulation?
Why, it is a fact, of course! Look at me: why, I drink coffee night and day, and I also (not incidentally, I assure you) engage in certain other activities not as likely to be mentioned in mixed company--and with astonishing frequency, mind you!
Case closed. Kindly return another day for more illuminating analysis, as well as numerous upcoming ridiculous narratives, from as distinguished a humorist as I, Robert Robus!
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