Top ten ways to read the musings of I, Robert Robus

1. In the quiet of your abode.
2. With your daily digital newspaper (and daily digital coffee).
3. On your laptop, in the middle of a crowded, silent room, laughing uncontrollably.
4. By copying the feed link (displayed in the sidebar for your great convenience) into your newsreader, such as Bloglines (which also possesses a link in the sidebar, for your great convenience), so as to receive the latest heapings of hilarity from the blog of I, Robert Robus, served along with other splendiferous web-based, feed-enhancèd content of your choice. (I say 'splendiferous' because surely, readers who elect to paste my feed link to their newsreaders will no doubt possess refined, unimpeachable taste in all things web.)
5. Whenever you are at table snarfing a meal, and wish for the contents of your facial orifice to be immediately projected at high speed across the room.
6. While explaining to your friends just how incredibly hilarious the musings of I, Robert Robus, truly are, and promising to e-mail them the URL so as to encourage their further perusal of the site.
7. While wooing a dame.
8. By printing off a copy of the latest post, and reading it over the intercom (if one exist) of your current school, workplace, or institution.
9. While browsing the web on your web-enabled cell phone (which, of course, will feature The Musings of Robert Robus ensconced within the rather more lofty reaches of your list of bookmarked sites).
10. While drinking juice, snarfing pies, sneezing uncontrollably, strumming guitars, and/or taking ill-fated trips to the local mall.