Robert Robus inks New Year's Resolutions

Why, hello, dear readers! I must say, it's been a long time since last I graced this blog with my grandiloquent musings. But never fear--for I, Robert Robus, will not be made to abandon my former projects so easily!

I must say, a lot has transpired in the life of I, Robert Robus, since last I wrote: for many foul tyrants rove this land of supposed liberty, trying desperately to fence in and imprison any man whom they discover it is impossible for their puny minds to understand. But, in the end, those tyrants shall not be victorious, nor those petty shells-of-men who abet them; for I, Robert Robus, walk in the ways of truth and light.

And now I, Robert Robus, shall ink some New Year's Resolutions for 2007.

1. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
2. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
3. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
4. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
5. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
6. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
7. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
8. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
9. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!
10. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!

There--that should do it...No, wait! I've got one more!

11. Make sure foul tyrants are thwarted, stymied, and opposed!

Happy new year, fine readers! You'll be hearing more from I, Robert Robus, in the coming weeks!